Sink your Teeth into this Ouffer!: Copywriting

Published in March 2011 by and sold 114 copies in 24 hours

So you have it all. Flawless skin, toned tanned body, perfect complexion, shiny hair, and of course oodles of humility to top it off. You’re basically used to glancing in the mirror as you swagger past it, and accidently seducing yourself. But everything changes when you open your mouth. Be it saying cheese for the camera, grimacing, or anything in between, those pearly whites are in need of some serious TLC.

Are you used to gritting your teeth at the price of the dentist? Well whine no more, here’s one deal that you definitely can’t brush over! Alpha Dental at Alpha Health Clinic are ouffering YOU a check-up, floride, scale and polish, Prophy-Jet stain removal and x-ray for an astonishing $89! (usually $400). That’s an incredible saving of $311!

So do the pros outweigh the canines? Well firstly a check-up is always a good idea so you can discover problem areas and avoid future tooth pain. A stitch in time saves nine and other such maxims. Secondly floride has been proven to be beneficial for your teeth. And thirdly, a scale and polish is essential for even, healthy and attractive gnashers.

Next there’s Prophy-Jet, which is an air polishing prophylaxis system that uses air, water, and either sodium bicarbonate powder or Sylc as a slurry to remove extrinsic stain, dental plaque and soft debris while simultaneously polishing tooth surfaces. It is brilliant for all mouths, but also highly recommended for use on patients using orthopaedic appliances.

Finally intraoral digital x-rays are useful because many diseases that may exist in the teeth and in the tissues around them cannot be seen. Therefore it is an excellent aid with respect to diagnosis of any anomalies.

With this all inclusive session, there’s no need to fret that any fangs will be forgotten. It won’t cost you an arm and a leg either… maybe a tooth!

Alpha Health Clinic is open from 9-5 on weekdays, and 9-1 on Saturdays.

Ouffer’s Take

Can your dentist make you more attractive to the opposite sex?

Yes! Beyond the obvious superficial level, 85% of cases of persistent bad breath are attributable to dental issues and a lack of regular check-ups!

And if you need further convincing, check out this quote from the legendary James Brown – “Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he’s got it all”. So make like Mr. Brown and hit up the dentist!


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